Skip to main content

Best of 2012

I wrote most of the post a month ago, and then promptly forgot about it.  It's a bit late now, but I figured I might as well give it a touch up and post it. Anyways, 2012 has been an astonishingly bad year for good songwriting.  You'd have to go back more than a decade to find a year that had as little good music.  The good news is that, despite the lack of quality songwriting, music continues to move forward:
Also, despite the general lack of quality, there has been some stellar music released this year, the best of which I've collected below.

Top Songs:
  1. Big Bang - Bad Boy: "Bad Boy" is best song of the year by a country mile.  It is a perfect distillation of 90's R&B, the same way Jay-Z's "99 Problems" was a perfect distillation of 80's rap.  I can comfortably say that this is one of the top 20 greatest songs of all time.
  2. Usher - Climax: Whoever came up with the idea of writing a song that never climaxes called "Climax" is an absolute genius.  As for the music, Usher actually knows how to sing, unlike the current crop of pop stars, and Diplo's beat is probably the best beat of this year.
  3. Lotus Plaza - Monoliths: They say that music runs in a 20-year cycle.  This is proof of that.  Monoliths is a cathartic slice of early 90's noise pop.
  4. Dum Dum Girls - I Got Nothing: There's nothing complicated or flashy about this song's construction, but it somehow manages to sound gigantic, humble, joyful, and sad all at the same time.
  5. The Tallest Man on Earth - There's No Leaving Now: "There's No Leaving Now" is a simple straightforward pop-rock ballad.  It's kind of a pipe dream, but I hope Adele covers this one day.
  6. Skyler Grey - Coming Home: Stripped of Diddy's abominable rapping, the brilliance of Skyler Grey's songwriting finally gets to shine through.
  7. Maroon 5 - Wipe Your Eyes: Maroon 5 released their first great song in a decade with the help of a great sample.
  8. Kanye West - White Dress: The soul sample and warm drums sound like something off of Kanye's debut album, The College Dropout, almost a decade ago.  For the first time since that album, he sounds decidedly human.  It suits him well.
  9. Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe: The chorus melody is brilliant and the plucky string arrangement puts it over the top.

Top Albums: Frankly, no album deserves to be mentioned here.  The best album of this year wouldn't have even made the top 10 last year.  Think of the list below more as a honorable mentions list.  I'm not gonna write about any of them since that's more than they deserve.
  1. Rick Ross - Rich Forever
  2. Bloc Party - Four
  3. Purity Ring - Shrines
  4. Frank Ocean - channel ORANGE
  5. Kendrick Lamar - good kid, m.A.A.d. city
Top Music Videos:
  1. Psy - Gangnam Style: I've seen it.  You've seen it.  It's brilliant.  Greatest of all time? Maybe.
  2. M.I.A. - Bad Girls: If someone asked me to define cool, I would just show them this music video.
  3. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop: The fact that this plucky little tune is, as of today, the #1 song in the country is crazy.  Also, my little brother (who's in high school) told me that he's the only person he knows who gets the R. Kelly piss joke.  I've never felt so old.
  4. Haim - Forever: I hope the three sisters in this band are as awesome as this video makes them seem.  At the very least, I know that they're baller live performers.
  5. BoA - Only You: This video made me realize how much I miss properly interesting choreography in music videos.

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Lists 4 Bitches

Now, for some actual music.  First, my last.fm account if you want a quick snapshot of what I like.  (Yes, I know, the name is stupid, go ahead and laugh, I don't care...)  Also, I made you bitches a list...bitches love lists... Top 10 Songs of 2011 (so far): The Weeknd - Wicked Games :   This song is perfect.  The best track off of the most interesting album to come out this year (It's also free, you should download it and give it a listen if you haven't already: Link ).  The overblown drums and grimy guitars give the song a lot of momentum and a great ambiance, but really, the song is all about Abel Tesfaye.  His voice is hauntingly perfect (or perfectly haunting, either one works) and his songwriting is on point all the way through.  I tried to pick the best part of this song, but I just can't.  It's that good. Tyler, The Creator - Yonkers : Should have won Video of the Year.  At least he won Best New Artist. Kid deserved it. His mom looked so proud. Anywa

Songs That Should Have Been Hits

When releasing pop songs, major labels have been surprisingly good.  Sure, they often go with the obvious choices: the songs produced by famous producers and the songs featuring other big name acts.  However, after some bumbling around, they usually do end up releasing all the good songs as singles.  Every once in a while, though, they mess up big time.  Top 10 singles that could make millions of dollars and sometimes change the course of an artist's career are left to languish as album cuts because people are too stupid to comprehend their greatness.  Here's a list of songs that would conquer the world, if only someone would bother releasing them, and their likely peak chart position in the U.S.  There's links to YouTube videos of the songs imbedded below (obviously, there are some quality issues), and here's a Spotify Playlist with all available songs. Katy Perry - Hummingbird Heartbeat : #1 Jennifer Lopez - Hypnotico : #1 (Note: The YouTube video is sped up.)

New Albums [9/13]

This week's a pretty good one for new releases.  Girls' Father, Son, Holy Ghost as well as St. Vincent's Strange Mercy will be officially released.  I've listened through both of them, and I thought I'd give them both a quick review. Girls - Father, Son, Holy Ghost: Girls is a San Francisco band, whose singer had a fucked up childhood in the Children of God cult, that makes ramshackle, charming, lo-fi, Beach Boys-sounding rock music. If you haven't heard their music, listen to Lust for Life , Laura , and/or Hellhole Ratrace off their first album (which was terribly titled as "Album").  Anyways, this album is definitely more expensive sounding than their debut, with more intricate and varied arrangements.  However, the songwriting is just not there.  I listened through the whole thing twice and found nothing to like.  Ironically, the only song that didn't make me want to vomit was the one called Vomit.  For that, I'll give this album a point